funnytwittertweets:

unvisitableroom:

unvisitableroom:

i just invested in an independent small business called “leland’s little lover-boys” where you can dye 100 wild-caught rats pink red and white (valentines colors) and i will let them loose in the recipients house overnight

i am getting sued like crazy

woodrider:

woodrider:

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I’m so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

I don’t know

raccooninthedaytime:

zooiboo:

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

📝🐝

May i take your order?

sassytail:

vympr:

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i’m losing my mind @ this thread……historie……

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

guccixcucci:

dracscastle:

this is the funniest top text bottom text meme of all time

justlgbtthings:

turns out the overdue project I’ve been putting off for days is actually pretty easy and i should’ve done it earlier. i won’t learn anything from this though

craicchapel:

me every day on this website